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Le Bilboquet
Le Bilboquet (63rd btwn Madison and Park)
NY Post Made My Morning
3 BIMBOS OF THE APOCALYPSE - NO CLUE, NO CARES, NO UNDERWEAR: MEET THE PARTY POSSE OF THE YEAR
November 29, 2006 -- THEY have already been dubbed "The Brit Pack": three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.
Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.
In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.
After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.
Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode.
Anyway: With full knowledge that the unholy alliance of these three may be over and done with by the end of business day today, we present a tale of the tape illuminating just what these three probably have in common. And regardless of how long these friendships last: Skanks for the memories!
Pimpin the 2 Train
Only in New York kids, only in New York.
Zoe = No
James Bond - Casino Royale
Check out the trailer. YUM.
Viva la Mexican Food
Desperados
Tejas
- The water tastes like mud
- I am going to die if I hear one more person talk about the drought
- My 15 year old cousin running around in camo and carrying a shotgun
- Wal-Mart (enough said)
- I ate at a restaurant that had 'shell-your own peanuts' as an appetizer
- Pick up trucks with 4 wheels in the back (seriously)
Mail That's Not Bills
Kenny Gee Home
Madonna Gives Me Goosebumps
Macys = Waaaa Waaaaa
Why Wai?
Wai Cafe has the cheapest healthy eats on 6th ave. coupled with some questionable service. Most entrees are under $12 (sandwiches are about $7), and the house carrot ginger salad dressing is like liquid crack. I really can’t get enough of it. I got the veggie burger on a pita with brown rice which was quite delish. Of course I covered the burger in the carrot ginger dressing. YUM. Our food came out fairly quickly but, looking back we were one of 3 occupied tables. It did, however, take a good 20 minutes to get the check. Really liked the food, but I would probably just have it delivered next time.
Wai Cafe (6th Ave btwn 16th and 17th)
Gawker
Gawker
I love Scarlett Johansson
Read it.
So Wicked
The Birkin Off
Only in New York kids, only in New York.
Page Six Sucks
At least I can read it online for free.
Sorry to Ruin Everyone's Saturday
- Mocha Frappuccino - 290 (light is 180 but tastes like garbage)
- Iced Cafe Mocha - 220 calories
- Flavored Latte - 320 calories
- Iced Carmel Macchiato - 270 calories
See for yourself
Tony's Bday at Aspen
Check out the pics
Check out the bar
One more barkeep!
Study: Fat, boozing mice stay healthy
NeoStrata = Skin Savior
Get it here.
For the Hair Down There...
Check it out Betty Beauty
Looks like they fell out of the tree.
The Strangest Thing I Have Seen....
Only in New York kids, only in New York.
Jason + Marc Sitting in a Tree
All is right with the world again!!!
Despite a false report today in the NY Daily News that they had broken up, style savior Marc Jacobs and his own private Idaho, Jason Preston, are still very much together.
Marc's man came to PerezHilton.com to set the record straight right.
He tells us, "Marc and I are still together & very happy. I was at the Out 100 party (over the weekend) with friends and Marc was not in town because he was in Paris working. He is now here in NYC and we are out & about putting all those rumours to rest. Much love!!! Keep up the hottest website. Love ya bitch!!"
And there you have it!!
We can go back to enjoying Jason's naked pictures now.
I knew this was coming....
My dear Borat is laughing his way to the bank. If the movie was a flop then no one would be suing him or even care that he taped a rubber fist on a real guy who was missing an arm for that matter. The racist, misogynistic frat boys are suing him too.
Read about the real town in Kazakhastan
Bar Pitti
Bar Pitti: 6th Ave btwn Bleecker and Houston
Friday!
Let me be the first to say THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!! My girls from Texas will be in town this weekend and it should be a wild one. Yee Haw!
Lindsay Lohan getting a little Cunty
Borat
Borat the Movie: check it
Everyone Loves a Comeback
Britney and Kevin are done...shocking I know. How ironic that she showed up on Letterman for a surprise appearance on Tuesday night. Am I the only one who sees how these people's lives are formulated by their Public Relations agent? There is one thing for certain though....This is Mama Spear's chance to transform herself from trailer park reject to milf. Americans loves to see celebrities flounder, but they love to see them rise out of the flames like a newborn Phoenix even more. Madonna is the queen of reinvention and Brit has been taught by the best. She will soon join the ranks of Mariah and Whitney (minus the mental institution and tina smoking).
Bad PR Move, Faith Hill
Naked
Here is just a smattering of topics covered:
- Trying not to not be 'outed' as a child at Greek summer camp
- Visiting a nudist camp for a week long vacation
- His scotch-loving, smoker mother dying of lung cancer
- Hitchhiking across the country out of adventure and sheer spite towards his parents
- His run-in with a closeted gay named Curly who had quite a collection of fake penises
Disconnect
A) Thank God that I live in NYC
B) Realize how disconnected I am with middle America
C) Disgusted that in 2007 someone would consider being gay as a "lifelong sexual problem".
Dude, you are attracted to guys....get over it.
Read the article
Perry St.
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Perry St. (Perry / West Side Hwy.) - West Village
NYC Marathon 2006
Such an Inspiration.
Marie Antoinette
Useless factoid of the day: Marie Antoinette was made Queen of France (La Reine) at age 19.
Armani Event
Last night I went to an Armani Cosmetics event at Barneys. As soon as I stepped in the Penthouse on the 8th floor I was handed a glass of Veuve (this supposedly loosens the wallets of stingy chicks like myself). Delicious looking desserts were carried on trays, but in true NYC fashion, no one touched them. After yapping with some of my comrades for a while (and a few glasses of champers later) I sat down to my 'Holiday Look' make over. Considering the booze I drank and the highly over-priced makeup I bought it about equaled out. What can I say....I love having champagne and having someone do my make up on a Wedesnday night.
Only in New York kids.
Shocking I know!! Kate Bosworth at the grocery store. The girl eats.....or does she. Little do we know that those bags are stuffed with bottled water, Diet Coke, toilet paper, celery (which takes more calories to consume than it actually provides), and paper towels. All of which have a nutritional value of zero.
Forget Spice Market....Just Go To Spice
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